Because I don’t like having a gross burger as the first thing someone sees when they visit: here’s a cute dress I want!

Picture via ☆-UnluckyPenny

The first thing that comes to mind when I hear “Hulaburger” is a sandwich being eaten in hawaii with grass skirt dancers in the background. Obviously McDonalds had a different idea, that resulted in less of a sandwich, more of a sadwich.  Originally marketed for the man or woman who couldn’t eat meat on fridays they invented the “Hulaburger” that forgoes beef in favor of a more fruity substance.  Namely, pineapple. Now who exactly thought it was an intelligent idea to put fruit next to ketchup, mustard, and pickles I have no idea, but the ending result was a drop of sales and the quick pull of the “Hulaburger” off the market. 

Next on the list we have the famous Magazine “Cosmopolitan” if your not quite sure what that name has to do with food, neither was I.  Then I made the discovery that is, Cosmopolitan Yogurt. The magazine Cosmopolitan is actually spread over 100 countries and is translated to 36 languages, why the company thought they needed to expand their market more, to the food isles even, puzzles me.  Never the less the food was supposedly removed from the shelves within 18 months of it being launched.  Lets stick to the Models and “Sexy Ass workouts” — those seem to be working better for you.

I love my furry friend as much as the next person, but when it comes to water they get it from the tap.  Maybe that’s the reason this next product failed, “Thirsty Dog!” and “Thirsty Cat!” were marketed to the pampered pooches and their rich owners, who thought that their pets weren’t getting enough vitamins, the drink separated into a clear liquid at the top and a dark liquid at the bottom that mixed to a flesh colored drink (Yummy!).  It came in two different flavors Beef, for the doggy variation, and fish, for the feline.  Here’s the kicker, it’s kosher approved, and slightly carbonated, it’s also [thank goodness] no longer available for purchase.  This water settles firmly between my “Ew!” and “Why?!” thoughts on consumer products.

That’s the end of my rant today! If you’ve read to the bottom thank you! :] ☆ - UnluckyPenny